According to Senator Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, the terrorists responsible for planning September 11th are calling the shots at their place of imprisonment: Guantanamo Bay. After visiting the prison last week, Ayotte was stunned to learn that female soldiers are not allowed to transport inmates because it offends the murderous Muslims.

“We have a situation down there where we met with women guards who are being prevented from fully performing their mission because the five 9/11 attackers who are charged with killing 3,000 Americans will not allow them to perform their duties because they’re women,” Ayotte said at a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing Tuesday.

“It’s outrageous,” said Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Joseph Dunford. But he admitted there was little he could do about it. “That’s being worked by lawyers, it’s an injunction. I’m not using that as an excuse, but that’s where it is right now.”

He’s right. The situation is what it is because the Gitmo terrorists complained that it was insulting to their faith to have to follow women around the prison. These complaints led Army Col. James Pohl, a military judge, to issue an order prohibiting female guards from transporting the men to and from their legal proceedings.

“I think it is counter to the way we treat service members, including female service members, and outrageous is a very good word for it,” Defense Secretary Ash Carter said.

Well, where are all the feminists on this? They poke their heads out of the ground every time a man takes up too much space on the subway, but this is beneath their concern? Funny how Islam gets a special pass from these social justice warriors. You can bet if female guards were being told to keep their hands off Christian prisoners, they would be climbing the walls in the name of equality.

But no, Islam is above reproach. It had nothing to do with 9/11. It has nothing to do with ISIS. These are just secular radicals cloaking themselves in a harmless religion that only wants to bring peace and love to the world.

But if that’s true, why respect the religion that they’re only pretending to represent? Shouldn’t we be twice as hard on them? One, they’re murderers. Two (and much worse), they are defiling the name of this beautiful religion. They should be forced to eat pork until its coming out of their ears, and each bite should be fed to them by a female guard. Because one of three things is true:

One, they’re fake Muslims, deserving of no special treatment.

Two, they’re real Muslims who did something so contrary to Islam that we should laugh at any attempt they make to adhere to their religion.

Three, they’re real Muslims and they did something completely in accordance with their faith when they plotted the attacks.

And if the latter is true, then maybe it’s time we started talking about that.