Hillary Clinton is STILL on her Blame Everyone But Myself tour, now adding international dates after having realized that Americans are getting just a teensy bit bored with her schtick. That’s why she showed up in India over the weekend, playing her greatest hits for an adoring audience. Hits like: “Russia Russia Russia (Putin Hates Me),” “Unhinged Melody,” “Oops, I Fell Down Again,” and her number one smash single: “In America, Even the Women are Sexist!”
She also, however, introduced some material off her new album. In this song, she tells the listener all about how she won the parts of America that actually matter.
“I won the places that represent two-thirds of America’s gross domestic product,” Clinton said. “So I won the places that are optimistic, diverse, dynamic, moving forward. And his whole campaign, ‘Make America Great Again,’ was looking backwards. You know, you didn’t like black people getting rights, you don’t like women, you know, getting jobs, you don’t want to, you know, see that Indian-American succeeding more than you are, whatever your problem is, I’m going to solve it.”
Ah, Trump won because he appealed to hillbillies who think black people oughta know their place, garshdarnit. Meanwhile, Clinton was the clear favorite in places like New York City and San Francisco, where all the smart, “diverse” people live. The REAL Americans.
This woman has no shame at all.
She failed to mention that the election tipped to Trump largely based on his ability to win over voters who chose Barack Obama in the last two presidential contests. Say what you will about the former president, but he knew better than to write off huge swaths of the electorate. He wasn’t much of a leader, but he was a hell of a campaigner.
Hillary, on the other hand, was content to rest on her laurels, entertain visions of stealing Texas and Arizona from the Republicans, and treat the so-called Rust belt as an afterthought. Trump told those people he cared about them and he wanted to do right by them. Hillary told them their old jobs were never coming back and they’d better just deal with it.
After all, she was too busy worrying about the elitists on Park Avenue to concern herself with the woes of middle America.
